I am supposed to be writing essays about why I did so poorly in college that they kicked me out (side note: I didn't, I dropped out for financial reasons) but I seem to have lost some of my essay composition skills (aka bullshitting ability) in the four years since I have been enrolled in school. Thankfully, I still have mad procrastination skills. I was looking up lyrics for 'Dynamo of Volition' and wound up on Mraz's website. I haven't been there for years and it is hilarious. I am bringing procrastination to a whole new level with this. Mraz talks to you and sings to you and gives you advice while you peruse the site and if you go to the same page, you don't hear the same stuff. I was just instructed to "Print out the bio and paste it in public toilets". I am totally not doing this justice because I am too busy laughing at the 'Tour Page' rap/spoken word jam/song.
Make sure you keep it wrapped up tight so you don't catch the media.
Back to work, I guess.Labels: Information Jason, Take off that red shirt |
